Above: The Collector's Edition Dustjacket

The Book

The Fabulous True Story of Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle Stick, by Frankie Abralind.


  • Collector's

    • 13" x 11" hardcover 

    • ultra-limited to 55 copies

    • sold with original thisisnotprecious (TINP) art

    • purchased exclusively via NFT

    • US$ 560

  • Standard

    • 8" x 10" paperback​

    • buy as many as you want

    • still gorgeous & titillating

    • you can pay with cash

    • US$ 85 


Release Date:

Summer 2022


English, avec un petit peu de français

What will you like about this book?

This book reveals hidden gems from Frankie Abralind's majestic mind. It's packed with stories you've never heard, arty endeavors you've never seen, and 55 colorful abstract paintings bearing a powerful message.


   •    An exploration of self-diagnosed autism
   •    Photos and explanations of how I make my paintings

   •    A dozen innovative business ideas, including the Sonic Snowplow
   •    Three fun covers of Loudon Wainwright III songs
   •    Wisdom of the world and two grandmothers

   •    Five solid poems and their origin stories
   •    And, of course, more.

When can you experience this book?

Spring 2022

Summer 2022

Late 2022

Spring 2023

The first copies will be released as a deluxe Collector's Edition exclusively to complement to the sale of the original thisisnotprecious (TINP) artwork. Each of 55 hardcover copies will hold one specific 8.5" x 11" Kool-Aid-&-India-ink-on-watercolor-paper TINP painting in an archival mylar sleeve embedded in its endpapers.  Purchase dibs on your favorite  one now via NFT. Frankie will show you how via live screenshare.

The Standard Edition is a beautiful 8" x 10" paperback. Easy to read (& budget friendly!), it contains every page from the collector's edition. Find out when it's released by subscribing to Frankie's newsletter, below. You can also preorder it on the Merch page.

You'll be able to hear the whole thing as an audiobook, read by the author (moi même). 

I'll be presenting the entire book storytime-style, chapter by chapter, in a series of short videos.

{ Sample spreads }

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