What Are Smoconuts™? 

Smoconuts are for those of us who recognize the importance of looking as cool on the outside as we are on the inside.


They’re made from strips of dried coconut, specially designed to be held like Miles Davis and Audrey Hepburn held cigarettes: perched between your index and middle fingers.


Gesture with one in your hand, like you’ve forgotten it’s there. Then, cup your mouth and nibble the short end concealed in your palm.


Smoconuts are a sexier modern alternative to smokes. All of the glamour, none of the cancer. 

Want a pack? Smoconuts is art. Kindly make a $75 donation to The Good Listening Project, my fave nonprofit, which helps fight burnout in healthcare. Then send me a message with your address, and I'll mail you one (two for $125). 

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