Pea Funx™

Pea Funx™ are crispy green pea snacks. They're a snack you slow down for.
 
The name "Pea Funx" is worthy of explanation. It's a reference to Parliaments, which were a brand of American cigarettes that people sometimes called "P-Funks," which was a slang reference to Parliament-Funkadelic, which was a band that sometimes toured under the nickname "George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars," which would like to remind us all that a tail ain't nothin' but a long booty. 
 
For novelty purposes only. This is art.